For all the mother who just sent your sons to college.
You hope that you have taught your son right from wrong.
You hope he has been listing to you on different life lesson.
You hope that in this next step into manhood, he is ready.
I'm sure some of your last word to you son went something like this.
" Don't do drugs,
And you forgot to add this, because boy will be boys, and you are sure he would know this any way.
"Oh and if you look at porn make sure it's 18 or over"
I did say something to my son, but I wish I had said this.
" Do drugs,
try them all, have fun.
Drink a lot,
We can fix both of these if you get hooked.
We can pay the fines , we can get you out of jail. It's college. Go have fun.
Now listen real close to this part.
- What you don't need to do is have sex, or think about sex.
- Don't date
- Don't be left along with a girl.
- Don't look at porn, I don't care the age.
- Don't download music, matter of fact don't download anything. we can buy you the music.
- Don't get into a relationship, and if you do don't have sex with her, but if you do, make sure she is over the age of 18.
- Don't break up with her, you will be better off if she break off with you, that way you know she won't accuse you of anything.
Be careful of what you want to become, if you want to be a teacher you might want to rethink that or even a coach.
Think about whether or not to get married, can your new wife be trusted? If you ask for a divorce, will she be the kind of person to want revenge?
Think before you have kids, again if something happen, will your wife make your kids say you did something to them?
" But mom, if I do what you tell me, that won’t be a life,"
" I know son, but if you don't listen to me, you might become a sex offender and that life will be hell. I know, you have dreams of having a loving wife, 2.5 kids, a nice job, great friends. But son, You might want to become gay. It just might be safer."
Mom, talked to your son. You just might save their life.
As much truth in in what I have to say about Doing Drug, I do not condone doing Drug or drinking. I do know it both are very hard to stop once you start. The only reason I said the above is on the Law side of it. People who do drink or do drug seem to have it much easier once they get caught (This is base on a First Time offense. They might spend the a few night in jail. They might get a fine. All in all they can get on with their life.
Unlike a First time offense for a Sex crime.
As I was looking for picture for this blog, I found this one, I know it has nothing really to do with this blog but then it has everything to do with it, Plus I found it funny.